Cheap Carbon Offset Certificates - They're worth less than they cost!

The Rules, Allowed Content, and Other Legal Stuff

Here's how things work here. You might also want to read our "What the ? FAQ!" page.

• We built this site because we think that everyone should be able to get a Carbon Offset Credit. They aren't just for Al Gore.
• We think we are just as qualified for a Nobel Peace Prize as Al Gore. But we suspect that our mailbox will never contain a very large check from Stockholm. (Although we still hold out hope for that money from Nigeria.)
• So we have tried to make it easy for you to get a nice Carbon Offset Certificate with a simple PayPal button..
• Although we would prefer large amounts, we decided to make the certificate cost as much of a gallon of gas in our neighborhood. We'll change the price when the gas station changes theirs.
• Once you click on the PayPal button and do all that stuff, we'll email you a Carbon Offset Certificate image file of our own design. It has no value other than what you think it's worth to you as a conversation piece.
• We don't guarantee any usefulness or actual carbon offset with your purchase or the certificate we send you. It's really just a pretty piece of paper that you can show off to your friends, who will also want one, we hope. After all, we don't think Carbon Offsets are real, so why should our certificate be real?
• There are no refunds if you decide to change your mind. Once you OK the payment, that's it. You'll get the Carbon Offset Certificate, and we'll get your paltry payment.
• There are no refunds. Just like there aren't really carbon offsets.
• We'd like to get your own clever Carbon Offset Hints. Just use the Guestbook to send us yours. If we giggle (or even smirk) when we read it, we'll add it to the list of random hints that will appear. Other than the attribution we'll add (your first name and last initial, and maybe your location), we are not going to give you anything other than a Carbon Offset Certificate. All submittals become our property, which we will share if we want to. ou agree to these rules. And any others that we might add if we think they are needed.
• When you send us money, or a comment or Carbon Offset Hint, we'll give you our hearty thanks and your own Carbon Offset Certificate. But nothing else.

It's like those end user license agreements on your computer software. We don't guarantee anything. You take your chances. But it is a fun way to parody those global warming guys. We're just trying to be like Al Gore, but without all the effort. Although we're hoping for a Nobel Prize.

So, what the heck? Go for it! Click on the PayPal button, send us some money, and get a silly carbon offset certificate. And then show it off to your friends.

You'll be the talk of your group. And we'll be able to pay for this silly site.